For I am the epitome of mature, with my college diploma and my real-person job and my Optimus Prime action figure I bought yesterday. Oh yes, after like 17 years of wanting a Transformer (the Optimash Prime Mr. Potato Head doesn't count), I finally went and bought one yesterday. And it actually transforms, too (apparently a lot of the new ones don't, which DEFEATS THE WHOLE FREAKIN' PURPOSE). My inner child is happy. I should put Optie on my desk at work and play with him when I have nothing better to do. Then again, my coworkers might get suspicious when they hear "Vroom, vrrrrrooooooooom, click click click click, I am OPTIMUS PRIME! Prepare to die, Staplertron! PshhhpshhhbggggggBLAMBLAMBLAMpssshhhoooo
For I am the epitome of mature, with my college diploma and my real-person job and my Optimus Prime action figure I bought yesterday. Oh yes, after like 17 years of wanting a Transformer (the Optimash Prime Mr. Potato Head doesn't count), I finally went and bought one yesterday. And it actually transforms, too (apparently a lot of the new ones don't, which DEFEATS THE WHOLE FREAKIN' PURPOSE). My inner child is happy. I should put Optie on my desk at work and play with him when I have nothing better to do. Then again, my coworkers might get suspicious when they hear "Vroom, vrrrrrooooooooom, click click click click, I am OPTIMUS PRIME! Prepare to die, Staplertron! PshhhpshhhbggggggBLAMBLAMBLAMpssshhhoooo
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Writer's Block: Conversation starters
Now I'm picturing the most awkward conversation with a new person... Person: Hi! I'm person! Ade: Hi, I'm Ade. Person: Have you accepted Jesus…
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Time for another "year in retrospect" post. 2010 was actually a pretty good year for me, all things considered. In the middle of January, I adopted…
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Well, NaNoWriMo is over. In one way, I failed to meet my original goal, but I didn't fail epically, and I did make good progress. The original goal…
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