Ade (agentfroot) wrote,
Ade
agentfroot
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Farewell, Pavarotti. I'd sing an aria for you, but it would make the angels' ears bleed. Plus, I'd probably have to be drunk to hit those notes anyway.

Last night, I went to pick up Rose from work, and we went to Mad Mex. We ate outside, and at one point, some douchebag sped by, and his lack of muffler broke the peaceful lull of crickets and conversation with a tremendous "VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" After we and the rest of the diners stopped glaring at the parking lot and shaking our heads, Rose announced loudly, "How small do you think his penis is?" All heads turned to our table, and that set off a roar of laughter from everyone that lasted several minutes (I couldn't breathe, I was howling so hard). Oh, the hilarity.

In other random amusingness, this was my train of thought while driving home from work yesterday:
"La la la, almost there, right turn signal, hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend! Oh, there's someone walking away from the bus stop. Wait a minute, is that Ben? ...Oh, wait, no, it's not. And that was a woman. Heh... I mistook a woman for Ben."

(Sorry, Ben. It was the hair, I swear it!)
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