I'm having one of those Office Space days where I feel like murdering a piece of electronic equipment. Die, you giant printer/copier/scanner monstrosity. Why do you not print for us and then flash your blinking green light of ambiguity and stall while resetting print jobs? If I had a baseball bat and felt like being fired and arrested, you would taste my wrath. Of course, I could always find the instruction manual, but that would only make sense. No, I must be irrationally angry at an inanimate object! Even though I could just use the color printer instead!