Ade (agentfroot) wrote,

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One of my cats left a surprise for me this morning. I was walking out to get in my car and go to work, and there was a dead rodent (probably a mouse or vole) right by the passenger door. Gee, thanks guys. I can just imagine one of them dropping it by the car and saying in catspeak, "Here, Ade, I made you your lunch today!" I bet it was Moccasin. Usually they leave corpses by the front and back doors, or occasionally in the garage by the door to the house or inside if they're sneaky. But right by my car door, now that's amusing. Look, Mocs (or Dude, or Belle), I appreciate it and everything, but I'm a vegetarian. Next time you want to make me lunch, go hunt down some broccoli or something, please.

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