Anyway, I plan to use my return to buy furniture and stuff, plus I'm getting that economy stimulus thingy. Oh yeah. I'll stimulate your economy reeeeeeeeeeeal nice. See, I'm buying a house. I know you love it when I do that. I'm doing my teeny part to ease your mortgage crisis, baby. And think of all those awesome household things I'll be buying. I see you shiver with antici...(say it!)...pation! Oh, I'll stimulate your economy all right. I'll stimulate it until I'm... spent. Oh yeah, baby baby. I can feel you deep inside my bank accounts. ...Ok, I should probably shut up now. I'm creeping myself out.
Gah, I close on the house in a week! I'm obviously excited.