If you could invent one thing and make it a reality, what would it be? Why?
I would invent the teleporter. It needs to be invented, dammit (Janet). Especially since most of my close friends live in other states.
Also, if I invented the teleporter, I would be a bajillionaire and could totally buy a castle and a zoo and hire a dozen or so manservants to bring me girly drinks while I lounge around in my personal hot tub.