I'd be Annie Tree, from "6 Dogs, 23 Cats, 45 Mice, and 116 Spiders." I'd live in a little house and have 6 dogs, 23 cats, 45 mice, and 116 spiders, and I'd know the names of each and every one (except the two shy spiders who lived in the teapot - I'd just call them "the dears"). But my poor friend Priscilla Wickett would keep getting freaked out by all my animals, and she'd always run away in the middle of tea. *sigh*
...Yes, this was clearly one of the defining books of my childhood. I don't have that many animals yet, though. Right now, I have no dogs, two cats, one rat, and at least 116 spiders or so (I don't know exactly, they're all over the place, but I haven't named them yet).