ok, he just called. he just got off the freeway, and he'll be here in a few minutes. yay! he's not dead! silly ade! but he's just going to buzz me when he gets here, so he won't come up or anything. and i just frantically cleaned and swept the room so i wouldn't get yelled at! oh well, it needed to be cleaned anyway. that's good motivation to clean the room - the threat of parents showing up!
wanna hear a joke that will make you yell "that's WRONG!" while you're laughing hysterically? ok!
what's red and puffy and knocks at the window?
a baby in the microwave!