Ade (agentfroot) wrote,

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If my cat spoke English, this would be half our conversations...

Bouncer: Ade!
Ade: Bouncer! *pets*
Bouncer: Pay attention to me!
Ade: I am! *pets*
Bouncer: SNUGGLES!
Ade: Ok, snuggles. *snuggles*
Bouncer: No more. I'm going to go now.
Ade: Ok...
Bouncer: [in the next room] Aaaaaaade!
Ade: I'm in here!
Bouncer: [comes back in] Pay attention to me!
Ade: Ok, ok... *pets* You're awfully needy.
Bouncer: Pet me more!
Ade: Snuggles?
Bouncer: No! Wait... yes. Snuggles! *snuggles*
Ade: Happy?
Bouncer: I'm hungry now.
Ade: You have food.
Bouncer: That's the dry food. It's ok, but I want the canned food.
Ade: I gave you some yesterday.
Bouncer: WANT MORE!
Ade: *sigh* Ok...
Bouncer: YAY! *omnomnomnom*
[5 minutes later]
Bouncer: [with food all over her nose] Pay attention to me again!
Ade: Ok, tuna breath.

Meanwhile, this would be my conversation with Yarmulke.

Yarmulke: Hi.
Ade: Hi!
Yarmulke: Please pet me.
Ade: Ok. *pets*
Yarmulke: Maybe I'll sit next to you.
Ade: Good!
Yarmulke: Maybe I'll sit on your lap... wait no, next to you.
Ade: That's fine.
Yarmulke: *zzzzzzzz*

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