I just learned yesterday that Monday is Memorial Day, which means PAID HOLIDAY, WOOOOOO! 8 hours of getting paid for lying around, playing video games, watching copious amounts of midget tranny bondage porn, and petting kitties! Awesome. I love holidays.
Oh yeah, and I should try to actually plan my birthday party on Saturday. Or at least figure out what kind of food to have. 'Cause I suck at ever planning anything.
Whoah, is it late May already? Time is just going whoosh. What have I been doing with my life?
