Ade (agentfroot) wrote,
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FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young PROCTOLOGIST named MEPHISTOPHELES. He was TINKLY TWEETING in the FEMININE forest when he met SUDORIFIC BOB, a run-away TELEVANGELIST from the SPAZTASTIC Queen ADE.

MEPHISTOPHELES could see that SUDORIFIC BOB was hungry so he reached into his SMILY FACE MUG and give him his CHEESE-ENCRUSTED TOFU. SUDORIFIC BOB was thankful for MEPHISTOPHELES's TOFU, so he told MEPHISTOPHELES a very SEDUCTIVE story about Queen ADE's daughter HEDWIG. How her mother, the SPAZTASTIC Queen ADE, kept her locked away in a TEEPEE protected by a gigantic CHUPACABRA, because HEDWIG was so GAY.

MEPHISTOPHELES GALUMPHED. He vowed to SUDORIFIC BOB the TELEVANGELIST that he would save the GAY HEDWIG. He would MOO the CHUPACABRA, and take HEDWIG far away from her eveil mother, the SPAZTASTIC Queen ADE, and MASTICATE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PINK AND A HALF BLIZZARD and SUDORIFIC BOB the TELEVANGELIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CHUPACABRA from his story. SPAZTASTIC Queen ADE HAD A SEX CHANGE out from behind a VIBRATOR and struck MEPHISTOPHELES dead. In the far off TEEPEE you could hear a FLUSH.

THE END.

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wow, that one really cracked me up. especially the last paragraph... queen ade has a sex change (which probably gets botched and leaves me with an angry inch) and the teepee flushes. muhahahahaaaaa...
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