Mmm, pizza. I love it. My favorites are veggie pizza with garlic and margarita pizza.
Inside my head, there is an epic battle between an 80-year-old woman and a 10-year-old boy.
Whippersnapper: OMG THE ICE CREAM TRUCK JUST WENT BY LET'S GO GET SOMETHING HURRY UP OH BOY IS IT SUMMER ALREADY WHY DON'T I GET LIKE 3 MONTHS OFF OMG
Little Old Lady: First of all, you haven't eaten dinner yet. Second of all, you have a crapload of ice cream sandwiches, popsicles, and ice cream in the freezer, not to mention gelato. Third, you're in your socks. You also had ice cream for dinner 3 days ago.
WS: I DON'T CARE IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
LOL: Calm down. In two minutes, you're going to forget about it and get distracted with something.
WS: BUT ICE CREAM
LOL: Shut up and make your dinner.
WS: YOU'RE SO MEAN I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE ALONE AND GET EATEN BY YOUR MILLIONS OF CATS
LOL: Don't you dare talk to yourself in that tone of voice!
*commence wrestling match, where Little Old Lady gives Whippersnapper a good old fashioned whoopin', while the cats stare at Ade and wonder how the heck they got stuck with such a weirdo*
...Ok, I had my dinner. I DEMAND ICE CREAM. *raids the freezer*