[The following paragraph just proves I need friends who are real, local people, or something.]
So I was just playing the Sims again, and clearly the Sim storyline doesn't match up with the one in my head. So Annie and Andy are supposed to eventually have a daughter, but when I made their characters in the game, they ended up having 3 boys (Ganesh, Orion, and Loki), and then I gave up because they turn into old people in a couple days. But the weirdest thing just happened. Andy's good friend and former boss was over at their house. The game always makes people age up at a certain time. So this old lady just died in the kitchen at the same time Ganesh turned from a toddler to a child. The poor parents were simultaneously cheering and sobbing, and the Grim Reaper was floating around. I wish I had taken a video of it, but I had no idea the old lady was going to die that day. It was kind of hilarious. Suppose you had to be there.
...Right. I have no life.