If you were close to death, what would you choose for your last words? To whom would you want to say them?
Knowing me, my last words will be one of the following:
"Mmm, this looks delicious!"
"Awww, look at that cute little [ferocious animal]!"
"I'm running low on hit points, but it's ok. I'll just respawn in Falador, and I have six minutes to run back to my gravestone and get my stuff." [Yes, it's a Runescape reference.]
"I don't need help, I can do it myself."
"Hey, toss me that axe over there."