Knowing me, my last words will be one of the following:
"Mmm, this looks delicious!"
"Awww, look at that cute little [ferocious animal]!"
"I'm running low on hit points, but it's ok. I'll just respawn in Falador, and I have six minutes to run back to my gravestone and get my stuff." [Yes, it's a Runescape reference.]
"I don't need help, I can do it myself."
"Hey, toss me that axe over there."